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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

mileyhighrus:

• If Barbie were an actual women, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.

• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.

• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.

• If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.

• Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

if barbie were a real woman she wouldn’t wear leggings with a jean skirt #justsayin

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c-yan:

seen-better-dayss:

seen-better-dayss : 

HUGE GIVE-AWAY:

so my mum works with Victoria Secrets and every now and then i get given all of last seasons summer stock of the bikini wear.. my most recent ones are too small for so I’ve decided to do a competion on tumblr to see who wins these 7 Bikinis. They are all size small and never been worn.  

instructions:

1. reblog this post 

2. No Likes and MUST BE FOLLOWING ME. 

3. you can reblog a maximum of 4 times ( 4 chances of winning )

I am also randomly promoting blogs throughout the next weeks. 

The Winner will be randomly selected on the 27 December 2011. 

GOODLUCK and feel free to ask me any questions regarding this competition :) xxx

 

guys this is my friends giveaway!! reblog if you want some of the Victoria secret bikinis. they are soo gorgeous!!! REBLOG NOW!!

early-onset-of-night:

Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent.  She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.”

No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist.

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Rocket Power on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/17892209

de estela on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/17744237

la bella vita on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/17744021